You got up from bed. You shaved, maybe you ate something… It is time to go to work. You are driving relaxed and listening to your radio.
Suddenly… There is something strange at the crossroads. A lot of people walk in a funny way. Why are cars parked on the road. Some random guy wants something of you.
His face?!? It has happened! You are in the middle of…
A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!
You are ready! And you know it!
Why? Because, you know which truck is the best in the case of a zombie invasion. You will find this knowledge very handy right here.
We made a list of 7 trucks that will help you stay alive. Why 7? 7 is a lucky number. You will need luck. We decided to make it
a list of regular trucks and SUVs. You do not have the time and money to buy those mumbo-jumbo zombie-repellent vehicle. You need an ordinary truck. Better said, you will not have the option to choose.
The first among equals:
First of all, it is a Volvo. This company really knows what safety means. Seats and spaciousness deserve highest marks. You can put your entire family in it, and maybe even a dog! The XC60 is very suitable in all fields. This SUV was fully tested on Swedish snow. You can drive through an army of zombies and stay safe.
Scientists go to the North pole with these Toyotas. So, I think that they would be great for defence against zombie attacks. Toyota Hilux has great off-road characteristics, and you can put a mini-gun on it. Zombies would be completely powerless against it. With a rock solid chassis, the Hilux has already legendary strength and reliability. The high ground clearance and robust suspension make the Hilux a pickup for any terrain, and it can easily pull almost 3 tons.
Although at first glance does not seem so, it is certain that the creators of this model had the idea of attacking zombies in mind. Its advantages are that in a fairly small package you have secured speed, comfort, and security. Solid ground clearance and a drive on all four wheels will keep you from getting stuck in a pile of dismembered bodies. And you will drive a Mercedes during the Apocalypse… stylish!
4. Hyundai Tucson
Why Hyundai? Well… I really love the TV show “The Walking Dead”. And Hyundai is just awesome in the series. Check out a video about this great anti-zombie vehicle:
An armored luxury vehicle with a 4-wheel drive. It is extremely large and strong. It could even push the mighty Hummer H1 off the road. The interior is made entirely from steel, Kevlar, various aramid fibers and, of course, the windows are of ballistic glass. There is not a chance in hell that zombies will get into this vehicle, if the doors are closed.
As long as you are faced with slow zombies, you will not have any problems, that can be fun. Why not? But, if you are dealing with some super fast zombies, like the ones from “28 Days Later”you will need this truck! Its name tells everything – Raptor! Roarghrrrrrrrrrrrrr…. The powerful engine alone should blow those nasties from your windshields. The Ford F-150 is America’s first line of defense in case of a zombie apocalypse!
Of course, many of you are wondering what the Russians do. So, we present to you the Russian official anti-zombie vehicle – the Lada Niva. That car has everything. The main quality of the average Lada Niva:
a special design which can dodge land mines, all types of bullets, some artillery, and even nuclear, biological or chemical agents. Zombies? They have 0% chance of survival.
Now all that remains for you is to choose a vehicle, turn your radio on and enjoy driving.
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